A new study today shows that lesbians increase web traffic by 250% They are also fun to watch! Thats right, nothing gets people to your website faster for a few seconds to oggle (not google) a picture of two beautiful girls wrapped in each others embrace. Isn’t it cute! You know, last night I realized that there is an abundance of lesbians in the world today. Thats right, there are a LOT! In fact there are very few girls I have EVER met that haven’t fooled around with another girl or were atleast “bi-curious.” So I begin to wonder, why are there so many gays and lesbians today. Have they just always been around and only been accepted recently? Or could it be that us men have just been jerks to too many undeserving women. This is a possibility, but my theory is overpopulation. Thats right OVERPOPULATION. Mother nature (Gaia) knows that there are too many of us. The planet is grossly overpopulated and if everyone keeps reproducing there isn’t going to be much room left to breathe. So mother nature in all her wisdom found a simple solution to make some of us stop reproducing.
So next time you see two beautiful girls held tightly in each others arms be sure to thank mother nature…. and then go impregnate both of them!
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That is a redickulus theory. I like girls and all you guys want to do is just hit and run. Girls can actually have meaningful relationships together without the cheating and lies that go on with strait couples. Besides guys are selfish and all they want is sex.
lesbians rock my world wooooo
I’m lesbian too..hehe.
Comment to Sera
Quotes “Besides guys are selfish and all they want is sex.”
Im guessing your a lonely virgin who was abused by his father when your a child and now you generalize every man in the world because of your experiences. not only that, im also 100% sure you spend 24/7 in your PC googleing “Why are men so evil?” , “Why are men selfish” ,etc…
Give us a favor and go finger yourself to death and also shove those ignorant words in your arse before you bleed to death. people like you messes up the world and you dont belong here.
Your statements shows your ignorance and stupidity and everything you said is flawed. Stop watching hollywood movies and stop reading “teen” magazines about sex and shit and start looking in real life than be caged inside your house. you wont have a healthy happy life and you wont last… im telling you kid YOU WONT LAST HERE… change your attitude and think more clear
i dont have to say anything more to counter your points because it is just plain ignorant and its pretty obvious to see what you said is just full of ignorance
Sera… your nothing but a complete sexist. everything you said is full of ignorance
LMAO, HEY GUYS! ever noticed how people are more likely to comment on another persons comment than they are on the article itself…
You are like sheep….
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hey the 2 guys who were making fun of sera before, fuck you you fucking hypocrite, you blame people all the time for categorizing everything everywhere, look at yourselves, you think that every women who hates men has had a bad experience. i dont blame you for disagreeing with people, but seriously, even if someone did have a bad experience or not you dont make up shit like that all the time because that just proves how much of a sad looser you are an asshole”SexistMustBurn” so go get your own life and actually do something useful for once in a lifetime alright??!!!!